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*takes break from doing household chores, which may or may not have been done while wearing French maid outfit*

Phew.. well, I'm trying to enjoy my time off until classes begin again later this month, but chores must be done.

Sadly, while I have a bunch of new games to play, I've been somehow drawn back into playing Final Fantasy I. The GBA version is probably my overall favorite, although I do miss the raw challenge of the original. But it's portable and thieves are actually useful! I'm playing through a four white mage playthrough, which is pretty much the ultimate challenge in the game, although I've read about beating the game with ONE white mage (killing off your other party members at the beginning and never reviving them), which is insane craziness. I'll have to try it one day.

Still, I can't stay away from newer games, like Final Fantasy XII. Since [livejournal.com profile] krile is out of commission at the moment, I've just been doing random sidequest stuff to build myself up a little for when we resume storyline things. Larsa is currently tagging along, so he's now dubbed "the sidequest shota" and his little "HIIIYAH" is annoying.



Basch needs to take a shower, seriously. That scar on his face looks like someone took a chocolate bar and rubbed it across his forehead. He's greasy and I'm sure he soiled himself more than once when he was stuck in that dungeon. Probably everyday. So okay great we rescue this traitor hero guy who Vaan hates (his only good quality) and he joins as a guest. But he has no weapons so he just punches for 0 damage.

Recap: The game thinks you should be grateful for allowing some prison-bitch greaseball who flails around like a retard completely ineffectively to join you. You remember in the NES version of FFI when you'd kill an enemy but one of your other party members already targeted it so they'd swing their weapons at an empty spot and do nothing? Basch is exactly like that, except the enemy is right in front of him, biting his arm (but then spitting and going ewwww what did I just bite?).

Oh but he then steals some dead guy's armor and weapons (wearing this actually makes him smell better) and puts his hair up in a dainty (read: disgusting) ponytail. Oh, you sexy thing you. He doesn't improve much when he gets his "real" armor, it's just very.. colorful, but it still looks like he got to the armor locker last that day so he had to throw on whatever leftovers he could find.

I am going to give him all the ugliest and stupidest looking summons.

Also, now that I know where to go in the game again, Okami is getting my attention too. I found Ammy hentai online, I have no idea what to think any more. Literally nothing is sacred, I guess.

Date: 2007-01-09 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yachinami.livejournal.com
I found Ammy hentai online

Wolf-form, or did they make up a human form for her at least?

Date: 2007-01-09 08:48 am (UTC)
ext_189275: (>:3;;;)
From: [identity profile] slimequest.livejournal.com
... Wolf-form. I suppose it's furry art, technically. Part of me wants to say "well, at least this game gets some fanart", but... yeah.

Date: 2007-01-09 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krile.livejournal.com
You forgot to mention the part where they don't STICK TO THE GODDAMN SCRIPT. Especially Basch, Ashe, and those other political figureheads. Seriously, no one cares about your poetic license in a freaking video game, gawd.

Date: 2007-01-09 04:28 pm (UTC)
ext_189275: (AARGH GET OUT)
From: [identity profile] slimequest.livejournal.com
We should stock up on supplies before heading out purple monkey dishwasher add three teaspoons and stir vigorously call now to order.

Date: 2007-01-09 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flower-miko.livejournal.com
Ammy hentai....you've got to be kidding me >_>; that is just....gross. Some things really are NOT meant to be hentai. Issun is perv, but hentai of Ammy? *shakes head*

Date: 2007-01-09 04:37 pm (UTC)
ext_189275: (I sat in something wet)
From: [identity profile] slimequest.livejournal.com
I know! xD I mean Sakuya pretty much lends herself to that kind of thing, but Ammy is innocent.. even if she can lick herself xD

Date: 2007-01-10 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flower-miko.livejournal.com
*sweatdrops* ¬¬; you're evil....very evil

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