slimequest | Dokapon Kingdom

Dokapon Kingdom is basically Mario Party RPG with up to 4 players. You get to make your own character, choose a job class, customize their appearance, and wreak havoc on the world and each other. It's for Wii and PS2, I would recommend the Wii version since it's simpler to do multiplayer with, plus widescreen and stuff.

Highlights include:

- Robbing shops and towns, being marked a criminal, and having every other player around you hunt you down in order to claim the bounty.

- Sending bad, insulting gifts to the king in the name of other players, to get him pissed off at them and have them suffer the consequences.

- Having your kawaii anime warrior girl walk around with a bald spot in her hair, her face drawn on with a marker a la Jigglypuff, and with the name "INFECTED PUSSY ♥" as a result of you beating her in battle and choosing the various means of humiliation as punishment.

It's the most fun multiplayer game I've played in a long time. You really do need 3 or 4 people around to make it hilariously fun, though. The gameplay mechanics are really simple so even non-RPG lovers can enjoy it - the battles are basically rock/paper/scissors with stats, equipment, and abilities involved.

The game's story mode is the most fun and involving and will span many hours of gameplay, but there's also modes that you can just pick up and play. It's a game where you pretty much have to be cruel to the other players in order to win and enjoy it to its fullest, but that's the best part, really.

I really need to change my hairstyle to something besides "my head being eaten by a shark" like it is currently. I guess it beats my former one of "pile of poop on your head", but not by much.