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So when you beat a boss in Final Fantasy XII everyone does their little victory pose, right?
My Vaan's been using those hand-bomb things lately. Partly because I can pretend they're maracas (which are very appropriate weapons for Vaan) and partly because he'll occasionally do something like 10 damage with them because it's randomized. This gives me (more of) an excuse to yell at him. Anyway...
What is his victory pose with them, you ask? To twirl the bomb around in his hand for a second and then throw the bomb as hard as his little girly arms can throw it into the distance, apparently not caring who or what the bomb ends up blowing up as a result.
I keep imagining there's a bus full of nuns driving by, and they're singing and being happy and then BOOM, body parts and bloody habits everywhere.
You just killed a bus full of nuns, Vaan. A bus full of... pregnant nuns. Yeah.
Now, Tales of the Wacky Abyss talk.
( Cut for disc 2 spoilers. Wait, there is no disc 2. But if this was a Playstation 1 game, this would be disc 2. )
My Vaan's been using those hand-bomb things lately. Partly because I can pretend they're maracas (which are very appropriate weapons for Vaan) and partly because he'll occasionally do something like 10 damage with them because it's randomized. This gives me (more of) an excuse to yell at him. Anyway...
What is his victory pose with them, you ask? To twirl the bomb around in his hand for a second and then throw the bomb as hard as his little girly arms can throw it into the distance, apparently not caring who or what the bomb ends up blowing up as a result.
I keep imagining there's a bus full of nuns driving by, and they're singing and being happy and then BOOM, body parts and bloody habits everywhere.
You just killed a bus full of nuns, Vaan. A bus full of... pregnant nuns. Yeah.
Now, Tales of the Wacky Abyss talk.
( Cut for disc 2 spoilers. Wait, there is no disc 2. But if this was a Playstation 1 game, this would be disc 2. )
