CUTE RPGS FOREVER

Beat Steambot Chronicles, on the good-guy path. This game is disturbingly fun. I tend to run around in a grass skirt/sombrero/bitch boots and play my harmonica on street corners to get enough money to afford food and gas. Man, I want to live that way, too.

You can "get laid" in the game, as well. Basically you invite a girl over to your house and if she likes you enough you can ask her to "clean my ears?", and you literally rest your head on her lap as she.. cleans out your ears with a q-tip. THEN if you are lucky enough you can make her some "hot cocoa" and she will enjoy drinking it... immensely.

Apparently I've been doing it wrong in real life this whole time.

Whyyyy did I buy Megaman X7 and X8? Yes, they were incredibly cheap at the mall but that's hardly an excuse. Even the guy at the counter said "they're up to 8 now??"

Today's fun fact: Crystalis is an awesome game and according to it, the world ended on October 1, 1997. I don't see any evidence to the contrary. It's kind of comforting, in a way.