CUTE RPGS FOREVER

I still haven't played Advance 2... you know I keep forgetting it exists. Anyway!

1. Ramza's ass is both the treasure Balthier is searching for in the PSP version, and the genesis of all mankind.

2. Ramza has an incredibly, unfathomably small penis.

3. Agrias is so gay for Ovelia it isn't even funny.

4. Archers are NOT useless, my all-archer playthrough as taught me this. They're just kind of ho-hum in the end compared to the overpowered classes.

5. Delita is pretty much a dick, even if his actions had purpose and all that crap. I still don't like him.

6. The PS1 translation will forever live on in my heart. This was the darkened items won't appear.

7. FFTA: This commercial is canon.

8. FFTA: People who purposefully kill off Montblanc need to go see a therapist.

9. FFTA: There's a doujinshi with pictures of Marche getting bangaa'd as well as a pic of Ritz/Shara in a bathtub together. These are also canon.

10. I ship Balthier/Ramza and Ritz/Marche so hard. So hard.