I'm not surprised SOMEONE out there isn't all that into Gwen/Oswald, but I actually think you might be the first I've heard of! I like it, but I also don't understand why it's quite so popular, either.

Also yes, I have very terrible thoughts when playing SoA, I blame the fact that it's so amazing that I have to corrupt it. Also when I first found out about it the GC version hadn't even been announced and I had no DC, so I made up things about the characters before even "knowing" them. They stuck.