Welp, another year without the apocalypse [HAPPY BELATED END DAY, EVERYBODY~]

[slimequest]

Considering Crystalis came out in 1990, they really didn't give the planet much of a chance, did they? Oh well, maybe next year. KEEP HOPE ALIVE.

Also, you should play this game, it's awesome. If I had to describe this game in two screenshots, these would be them:


"You have to have balls of fire (that you got from a pink treasure chest) to transform yourself into a girl and get the Bow of Moon, or something"

Simply inspirational.

Things I have learned from this game:

1. What the material "opal" is
2. You have to be at least level 3 to hurt a vampire
3. Never trust specifically-predicted doomsday dates (all those people who join cults should've played this game and saved themselves the trouble)
4. You're never supposed to play the Gameboy Color version, apparently.

I hope you have enjoyed "Crystalis, ~fuck yeah~"

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR